Des v/s Pardes

1. Mother-in law

In Des - A woman capable of making your life miserable.

In Pardes - A woman you never fight with, because where else you will find such a dedicated baby sitter for free?


2. Husband

In Des - A boring human species, who listens more to his mother than you,and orders you around to serve him, his parents and siblings.

In Pardes - Still boring, but now a useful human species that comes in handy when the house needs to be vacuumed.


3. Friend

In Des - A person whose house you can drop into any time of the day or night and you'll always be welcome.

In Pardes - A person who you have to call first to check and make sure he is not busy.


4. Wife

In Des - A woman who gives you your shirt and towel when you go to take a shower.

In Pardes - A woman who yells at you not to leave tub dirty when you go to take bath.


5. Son

In Des - A teenager, who without asking will carry your grocery bags from the market.

In Pardes - A teenager, who suddenly remembers he has lot of homework when you start mowing the lawn.


6. Daughter

In Des - A lovely doll, who brings tears to your eyes when her doli is about to leave.

In Pardes - A lovely doll, who brings you to tears long before any doli time.


7. Father

In Des - A person you are afraid of, and who is never to be disobeyed.

In Pardes - A person to whom you pretend to obey,after all he is the one paying your college tuition.


8. Desi Engineer

In Des - A person with a respectable job and lots of upper ki kamai.

In Pardes - A person without a secure job, who always dreams one day he will be rich.


9. Desi Doctor

In Des - A respectable person with ok income.

In Pardes - A money making machine, who is haunted by nightmares of being sued.


10. Bhangra

In Des - A vigorous punjabi festival dance.

In Pardes - A desi dance you do, when you don't know how to dance.


11. Software Engineer

In Des - A high-tech guy, always speaks in American accent, always anxious to queue consulate visa line.

In Pardes - The same hitech guy, who does Ganapati puja everyday, and says 'This is my last year in the US (or wherever)' every year.

Types of girls

CD-ROM GIRLS
She is always faster and faster.

EMAIL GIRLS
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense .

HARD DISK GIRLS
she remembers everything, FOREVER

INTERNET GIRLS
Difficult to access

MULTIMEDIA GIRLS
She make horrible thing look beautiful

SCREENSAVER GIRLS
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun

RAM GIRLS
she forget about you, the moment turn her off

WINDOW GIRLS
everyone know that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

VIRUS GIRLS
Also known as "wife'' when you are not expecting her, she comes, install herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if don't try you uninstall her you will lose everything...

SERVER GIRLS
Always busy when you need her.